January 2009

Website of the Week

by Craig Turp January 23, 2009 Media

Actually, make that website of the month. Of the year. No, ever. Please, visit http://pitzipoanca.org now. If you are not laughing uncontrollably in seconds you can have your money back.

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The viewing figures are in. The return of Magda made OTV the most watched channel on Romanian television this week. Obama? Who he. It’s Magda the people want. Well, here she is… Now, we used to hate OTV. Really. It was known in our house as the shouting channel, because all people ever did on [...]

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Realitatea TV Helicopter in Disappearance Mystery

by Craig Turp January 22, 2009 Media

Realitatea TV’s Christmas present to itself, a helicopter, which for three weeks was about the only item of news on the channel (Realitatea TV buys helicopter, Realitatea TV puts petrol in helicopter, Realitatea TV shits in helicopter etc.) was yesterday reported missing to local police in the Romanian capital, Bucharest. A spokesman for Realitatea told [...]

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Dogs Again

by Craig Turp January 21, 2009 Bucharest

People starve, and this anti-human is asking for donations to feed dogs! There was a time when people came first.

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Romanian Village Changes Name to Obama

by Craig Turp January 21, 2009 Romania

Bucharest, RomaniaWednesday January 21, 2009(BL) A village in the rural Romanian province of Teleorman yesterday applied to the county council to change its name from ‘Satulescu’ to ‘Obama.’ Satulescu Mayor Ion Ionescu told Bucharest Life that “we love Barack Obama here, he’s a hero. He was great in Dallas and we’ve wanted to honour him [...]

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Barack Obama Elected Romanian President

by Craig Turp January 21, 2009 Media

Hundreds of thousands of Romanian media commentators flocked to television stations all over the country yesterday to hail the inauguration of Barack Obama as the first mixed-race president of the United States. Possessing vast insight into the US political scene, garnered on a number of strenuous assignments to Disneyland, these media whores fell over themselves [...]

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