Salvatore Cavallo and Ramona Badescu waiting for you in an elegant and sharming place near the laghe of Herastrau. Italian chefs, italian management and only cached fish (not from fish farms) direct from Mazzara del Vallo (Sicily) and from Terracina vicino (Rome).
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Capital living in Bucharest, Romania
Oups, I’ve forgotten to add a
to the previous reply… I just hope it’s not too late and that I haven’t started Balkan War 3 by my missing it. 
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You envious bastards, you’ve always got something to mumble about…
Hell, why didn’t you dare go there and shoot pics of the clientele the respective establishment (to use a Jaristea term) has during those fine, show off-fit weekend afternoons? We would have appreciated some pictures with shiny medals or hangin’ Jesus crosses and heavy chains, hairy chests, iPhones, blue, black or strawberries, respectively those tacky egg white SUVs. Instead, you are beatin’ around the bush with some minor translation errors done by a 1000 lei / month newly grad. Haide bre, it is Swarovski crystal clear that you do not get the Fitze (or the subsequent Fitze society) at their fullest and best.
As for Andrei: the next time you leave your shiny car at home because of the thick layer of snow, please take the tube from Piata Unirii 1 and read the Radio Romania 1 commercials. Should your attempt fail for various reasons, hit this http://tinyurl.com/5t6y6k. FYI, a țăran is way superior to the SUV imbecile that fucks up traffic at crossings and parks on the sidewalk so that children have to walk in the street.
Curses accepted and appreciated.
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Don’t know who Cavallo is or what’s his name but Ramona Badescu is an uneducated peasant (taran / taranca) with big tits that fu*ked whoever she could fu*k in Italy and it’s absolutely normal that some of the people around her are the same (I mean peasants not tits…).
Therefore, torture applied to English language by these guys should also be considered normal as they don’t even know how to speak Romanian!
And please excuse my language, but I do like to present things as they are!
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